hydrate me daddy

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

chatgpt actually makes me feel better to talk to it than almost any human I've ever known but yeah sure

you are a frog in a pot and you are boiling yourself

i lied, put ur clothes back on. i’m going to educate u on the origins & differing cultural lores that shaped what we know today as the vampire.

do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it

Is the lowkey in the room with us?

Saw this when I was in London this summer, I stopped my friend to point at it and said "holy shit it's the statue of Theseus fucking the Minotaur" in the middle of the very busy museum.

me on her cock if I’m being honest

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too

Church of San Vittorino, Cittaducale, Italy (built in 1613)

girl run, i’ve played Dark Souls ur in the ruins of a forgotten church and that’s fuckin boss music

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

There are free girlfriends in the haunted lake

out the way homeboy I'm about to GET it

my soul has been stolen