aesthetic void

What if u and your dog got reincarnated into another life and your dog was homophobic

can't belive i'm saying this but the movie about the homophobic cop that gets married to a ghost husband has more emotion than the rwarb movie

y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

kids arranging a playdate

Don’t forget “snowed in and have to share a bed” season.

Also there is a blizzard and only ONE BED at the inn

and of course the heat isn’t working. whatever will they do for warmth

my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

Okay, but this is actually kind of genius.

going to school in Japan as an undercover cop and having my cover blown within seconds