no moi

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

when i was born i said hi and then i started tumblr posting immediately

I need to get laid (starts running

im banned from romantic love

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

It’s all corrupt girl

being married in your 20s is something i can never condone but being divorced in your 20s is undeniably chic

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

does anyone know if it’s possible

waiter, waiter! some more life in my eyes please?

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right