The emotional backbone of a wet sock

“Master Win lent me a shirt. Should I wash this and return it? No need. Sorry again. It’s okay. I’ll leave this shirt with Master Win and have him return it to you. Okay. See you.”

“And then you show up from the side, and stare at that guy for a couple seconds before attacking.”

“Shouldn’t I surprise attack right away?”

“No no no, you have to give him time to call you a clever girl.”

“Ooh, I do want that.”

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"He killed Hitler, he deserves it."

"He's so breedable, and he'd love it so much."

"He’d be hotter and that's enough."

"THE OG OMEGA!"

"He’s called himself Sam's mother, he said he’s nesting, he’s great with kids. He is The Omega, out of all of his sex scenes he has never been on top, he gets disproportionately flustered when men flirt with him as opposed to women. He deserves to be pregnant and eat pie and relax for once damn it."

"Look at his face and you simply cannot deny that man needs to be pregnant. He’s The Omega tm."

Dean propaganda from last season

[Doofenshmirtz]

"he is the number one girldad and i think he'd be really cute with a younger child <3 please he's got empty-nest syndrome he needs this."

I'm gonna cryyyyyy. My tiny sweet boy it's not your fault. None of it is your fault. Your mom is wrong! You're so good and you try so hard!