tell me about it

(flirting) I could worship you in ways that would make churches look useless.

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

Unreliable everyone

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

the best thing about bioware is that they stopped making games in 2014