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go through things. grow through things.

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Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

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From VSCO

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‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

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so, uh

did anyone tell steve after he woke up from the ice that cigarettes cause cancer??

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did that make the list of things they told him about or was it relegated to the list of things they didn’t bother with, like the fucking moon landing

snowdarkred

steve rogers after the battle of new york: well that was stressful, anyone got a smoke i can bum?

everyone who grew up with anti-smoking PSAs: uh, you know those things can give you asthma, right?

steve rogers, asthmatic who was prescribed cigarettes by a doctor in the 40s: what

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all we need is ONE filthy rich lesbian to buy an island and we can get Lesbos 2.0 started

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Looking at you Ellen Degeneres

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Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

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you know you’ve fucked up when Twilight does something better than you

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Okay story time

So I went to college at Western Washington University, which is super close to the Lummi reservation.

I went to see New Moon in theaters with a couple of friends (we love hatewatching stuff, and had a few drinks before going to the theater). We were super confused when we sat down, because for some reason about half the theater was full of 12-year-old boys. The movie starts, it’s just as terrible as we expect, and then about halfway through the movie theatre erupts into cries of THERE HE IS!!! THERE HE IS!!!

Turns out the boys had come to see their Lummi buddy who had been cast as one of the werewolves in the movie. It was absolutely adorable, and my friends and I instantly felt super irresponsible for having come to a movie to trash the film a kid’s friends went to to support.

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Hey guys FYI the Quileute tribe (the one depicted in Twilight) is currently fundraising because they have to move their entire town of La Push to higher ground to avoid everything being destroyed by climate change related rising oceans. Maybe give them some money okay.

https://mthg.org/

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help them out but also remember that the Quileute tribe disagrees with their portrayal in Twilight and have been trying to dispel misconceptions that Meyer created

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Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

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Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

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yall: this celebrity did a bad thing

me: it be like that sometimes

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ok this post canceled due to recent events…I was talkin about some 26 year old pop star calling things “gay” in 2007 not a 50 year old hollywood producer who’s been actively pursuing 14 year old girls since 1976

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a very important distinction. it’s one thing to fuck up, as all of us are apt to do, and it’s another thing entirely to be an abusive piece of shit with a history of sexual harassment.

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Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

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The dads are evolving

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They have learned our technology, they control our communication

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Best Spongebob episodes

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When Spongebob has to sleep over under Patrick’s rock and Patrick beats Spongebob like 50 times in his sleep…

Krusty Krab Pizza Song / WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES!

Plankton turns Spongebob into a robot and then he rebels.

FIRMLY GRASP IT!

I’m in the kitchen…at night. / Nosferatu

“3 cheers for Squidward! Hip hip! Boo.. Hip hip! boo.. Hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK!”

Krusty Krab Training Video

The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and Spongebob can’t keep up.

WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR, HOLY SHIT!

Sandy hibernates…

Spongebob and Patrick try to raise a baby clam…

Spongebob and Patrick paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK!

Onion Breath / I’M UGLY…AND I’M PROUD!

When Spongebob and Patrick pretend to be Squiward when he’s trying to sell his house…

When Spongebob gets sick and Patrick tries to cure him…

WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..

CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE

Spongebob B.C.

When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and Spongebob is a kitchen sponge…

SEA BEAR / CAMPFIRE SONG SONG

Magic Conch Shell

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon.

FUUUUUTUUREEEE

Talent show with Squidward’s interpretive dance…

The dream episode where Spongebob is Squidward’s clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA!

Kevin and the queen jellyfish…

Fine dining and breathing…

Flying Dutchman’s leedle leddle leedle lee…

The one where they’re at the superbowl in a band…

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This makes me smile so much because everyone here knows every iconic episode that will continue to age like wine through future generations to come.

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and here you are, continuing on, despite how hard it’s been

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