This is my backup story

I want to know if they got answers. 

I really wanna know how this turned out.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

last night i had a nightmare somebody locked me in an abondoned elementary school classroom and tried to explain h*mestuck to me

Hearing your partner tell your small child to “go show” you something is the equivalent of “Tag! You’re it!”

what on earth

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

Proof white people like their dogs too much

Stop h a u n t i n g me

Nyan cat CAN’T be that old omfg.

This is a thousand times better than any Hollywood movie’s twist ending.

fuck dude it sure is

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does