Highly Illogical

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

nobody needs to know your real name or your hometown or where you work or your home country or your race or ethnicity or skin color or phone number or the name of your first pet or the model of your first car or your mother’s maiden name or how many siblings you have or what school you go to or your credit card number

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

some shit astarion baldur gate would say

The thing about Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead is that it puts two characters in a completely desperate situation : they only have each other in an uncaring world, they don’t understand and have no control over the events shaping their destiny, they have lost their memories and identity, and the shadow of their upcoming death is looming over them. Their reaction? Be very gay and talk bulshit. It’s relatable, you see.

skidaddled

Not to sound like hello kitty but eating cookies with your friends is lowkey a vibe