Highly Illogical

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

t-shirt that says I ❤️ AVOIDING GOING TO SLEEP

(barely conscious, rapidly fading out) hmmmmh.......,..... Mimbo Jimbo... ..

mojo bojo

fuckignn,, mimpo jimpo

sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post