we need to fucking kill the vampire lord

you've heard of shoegaze now get ready for cockgaze please reblog this

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

Todd Howard, the amount of salmon you’ve placed into ponds with no river access to the sea is atrocious 

If a caveman heard drum and bass they would understand it instantly and love it and would be able to start DJing within days

i’m topping him by 2 am

I queued 10 dollars worth of aphex twin songs on a jukebox in a Buffalo Wild Wings one time and before the first one could finish an employee walked over and unplugged the jukebox to reset it

im everyones husband and wife *is being held down by doctors*

hazmat suit with boob window

i will be the most fuckable person on the cleanup crew

hanging out with men because its more drama