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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.

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wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

Parading his big stupid unmoving chrome body around like a sainted reliquary

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

been whispering "you would deny my weapon its amazing digital purpose?!" to myself over and over in a really chuuni voice for the last day or so. can't recommend enough