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coolyo294

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown st paul. For those who are interested

transmechanicus

Is this still available?

seraphina-aureline

before you may have your estrogen injection supplies, traveler, you must answer my riddles three~

theelectricdreamsofddx

replacing the god in godspeed with other fitting nouns has lead to some quite good combinations

theelectricdreamsofddx

dykespeed, strong sapphic warrior

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André Carlos

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#yeag

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human-pet-they

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME

dangerous-crow-boy

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

dangerous-crow-boy

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

jade-sutures

deadandwalking

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

iamoutofideas

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

frogmoss1

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

iamoutofideas

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

frogmoss1

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

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exhuastedpigeon

Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

clockworkrobotic

when i was a teenager i used to catch myself thinking "i'm really glad i'm alive right now because of all the cool personal technologies that exist" and when i did i'd think it through and reckon that well, its not like teenagers in the 70s and 80s knew they didnt have ipods or facebook or whatever. they were also happy with the tech they had. and i'd reason that in the future there would be more fun technologies that i dont know i'm missing out on right now and the future will be an even cooler time to exist

anyway i was dead fucking wrong about that last part. i hate personal technologies now. i miss having an ipod that doesnt advertise shit to me and i miss when my htc wildfire didnt harass me 45 times a day to install an ai assistant and then install it anyway when i say no and i miss when the internet wasnt 5 websites all of which i have to log into and i miss when i didnt need an app to talk to my landlord. sorry past me you were actually right about 2009

correctopinionhaver

2chai2spiciest

He would do numbers today

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mmilhouse

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

josephbrassey

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

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firewalkwithmedvd

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

firewalkwithmedvd

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

hypokeimena

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

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