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Geralt's a fake ass homosexual if I had Joey Batey trailing after me for 20 years singing ballads about how amazing I was and tenderly stitching up my wounds after I got my ass kicked and gently washing my hair and was so devoted to me that everyone called him my bard I would've fucked him so hard that his vertebrae would be shooting out of his mouth like a pez dispenser but maybe that's just me.
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no but the āāaiāā boom is crazy bc they made the entire internet so shitty that the only reason to use it is because itās where all the people are and now theyāre getting rid of the people. like iām straight up logging off and going to the library thereās nothing on here anymore
āhereās how to tell if an image is aiā āsigns the person youāre talking to is a botā āhow to tell if a song is ai generatedā ah but consider this: i am shutting my laptop and walking outside
I saw a bsky post last year where someone said their grandma couldn't tell what was real on the internet anymore so she stopped using it and I really, genuinely think the techbros currently ruining everything have never even considered that possibility. their projections and pie charts and market share research and whatever simply do not take into account a scenario where people lose interest in being online. like yeah we're pretty much all gonna keep using the internet to book travel and look up words and order pizza, but in terms of how we spend our leisure time? I'm still extremely online, but in the last few years I've been learning candlemaking and carpentry and sewing, and I was already spending a lot of time cooking and reading books and skating at the rink and hiking, and an afternoon spent on any of those things always leaves me feeling better about myself than an afternoon spent doomscrolling. I think my daily life is going to keep reflecting that more and more as the slop encroaches, and it sounds like I'm far from the only one feeling that way. silver lining the everything, I suppose.
I recommend following up "That sounds like some weird Nazi shit" with "Do you think that's a normal thing to say?"
Really makes people reevaluate their behavior
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#geraskier #jaskier #geralt #witcher ( inspired by the 1930 piece by Elbert McGran Jackson, with the same name )
And some more snuggles!
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UBI needs to happen. via antiwork
I think most importantly, it would give us the leverage to say ānoā. To walk away from bad jobs and abusive managers. To refuse to work in unsafe environments. To demand better pay.
To demand better, because the options are no longer āsuck it upā or ādieā.
The counter-argument: Not having UBI is in the interests of those in power who want to do anything to the people they are in power over in order to remain in power.
If the greed of the few should come before the need of the many.
Jaskier has known he wasnāt entirely human for a while. What he didnāt know was that he got his nonhuman blood from his father. They are part fae.
He discovers this when his father dies and leaves him everythingānot be a they were close but because Jaskierās brother had somehow angered the man.
Part of his fatherās āpropertyā were actual, fucking people. People who were tied to his service with fae magic.
Lovely.
Thankfully, his father kept a roster of the people and the conditions for their release. The conditions were all seemingly impossible things, but Jaskier wasnāt a bard for nothing.
A dwarf has to give him the greatest weapon? Words are Jaskierās weapon: give him a quill. A farmer has to give him his firstborn? Give him the firstborn animal from this season. An elf has to give him enough riches to satisfy a king? Ha! No riches can satisfy a king! So the condition is already met!
One after another, Jaskier frees these peopleāand gives them compensation from his fatherās wealth. Fuck you, old man! He eventually reaches the last person on the list.
Geralt of Rivia.
A witcher whose condition is to betray the person he holds dearest.
Well.
Shit.
Geralt and Jaskier put their heads together to try to come up with a ābetrayalā. And they travel together in the meantime.
However, the more time they spend together, the less effort Geralt seems to put into seeking his freedom.
"If life could grant me one blessing, it would be to rid me of you," Geralt spat in a fit of anger, the regret sinking in the moment the words escaped his lips.
"Well, it seems your wish has been granted," Jaskier replied, his tone steady, resolute. "No more meddlesome Fae at your side. You're free now."
Before Geralt could muster a response, Jaskier was gone. The Witcher hadn't meant itānot truly. It was a fleeting moment of rage, a bitter lapse in judgment. But Jaskier was Fae, and Fae were clever, their words binding in ways mortals often regretted. If Geralt wanted his bard back, he would have to outwit the trickster magic.
And he was more than willing to rise to the challenge.
I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat
Look I love horror I'm a big fan of it but guys. It's been overdone. At this point when I reach a point in a story where the meat starts being suspicious I roll my eyes because we all already know it's just some guy. Mystery meat could be so much more why won't we let it be more
Oh my steak is a guy? Yawn. Boring. That's every steak in horror.
Give me meat that just spawns randomly in your fridge. Meat that has no clear origin. Where is it from? We don't know. What kind of meat is it? No clue. It's mystery meat (non human (as far as we're aware of)). That's already a bit scarier if only thanks to not knowing how hygenic it is
Give me horror meat that isn't human bt has it's horror rooted in reality. Give me parasite pork that takes over your brain functions. Give me fucking prion disease at this point I'll take it. I'm so starved for mystery meat where the twist ISN'T that it's human c'mon people we can do better than this
Give me meat that IS genetically human but can't be matched to anyone's DNA!!! Where the fuck is it from?? We don't know!! Scary!!!
Oh people keep disappearing but hey at least the food is really good so that's something right? Womp womp you're eating a guy. Boring. Been there done that. Give me something new
Give me a guy who works in a slaughterhouse who swears on his life he's killed the exact same cow every week for the past 6 months and every time it gets harder to pull the trigger as it looks him in the eyes like it knows him
i saw some kinda creepypasta that stuck with me for years about a guy who went over to his college friend's dorm room and the guy just took a utility knife, cut a square out of the wall, pulled out a handful of ground hamburger from the bleeding hole, and started frying it on an illegal dormroom hotplate.
the narrator was like 'uh what the fuck, is there meat behind all the walls here?' and his friend just shrugged. he didn't know. he just knew that the wall meat in his dorm was cheaper than the student cafeteria burgers and he wasn't dead yet.
so the narrator went back to his own dorm and wrote a greentext for fourchan. just sitting there staring at his dorm wall. psyching himself up to try it.
I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought āwhy do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,ā so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? Itās alright if you canāt because apparently I fuckin couldnāt either
Cutting something out of your life because you think you donāt need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like letās say public health and the social safety net and vaccines
I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said āthereās gonna come a time, probably when youāre a teenager, where youāre gonna think, āI feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I havenāt needed it in years.ā and youāre gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess whatās gonna happen then? Youāre gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and youāre gonna be dying again, and weāre gonna have to find you another liver. So donāt do that.ā And I said āwhy the fuck would anyone do that?ā and he said āpeople are stupid.ā
every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or donāt wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think āugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?ā and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid
#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)
Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make peopleās lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.
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Jaskier finally convincing Geralt to do the Awkward JC Penny Photoshoot
apparently male spiders in many species have evolved a behavior to catapult away from females after sex to avoid getting eaten but then many of these spiders will go back to the same females as before and attempt to have sex with them again š
spiders are incredible itās baffling to me that people hate them. like are you hearing this.
Whatās cumming like I think it would be fun to try some time
A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*
Me: is that you, Doug
The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones
Me: YEAHHHH
When itās Doug
I didn't know Doug was cute!
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assassinās cry.
(assassinās creed revelations/ far cry 3)
holy hell that would be one fucked up thing.
fire emblem: liberation
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Goose Age: Inquisition
Mineborne
Slay the Kingdom (Slay the Princess and LoZ: Tears of the Kingdom)
Baldurās Gate XIV
The Elder Star Wars Online: Squadrons
7 Days to Baldurās Gate
Last Train Outta Paleo Pines
Port Centauri
THE WITCHER: CASSETTE BEASTS
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It's that time of the year where police departments start warning everyone about "drugs disguised as candy" for Halloween!
And while everyone's reaction is usually "haha they're so stupid lol!!" Let's not forget that this is one of the ways they transparently demonize addicts in order to keep the populace convinced that they are evil, horrible people that deserve to be locked up. They know that citizens will eventually start thinking "hey, they're really only hurting themselves, shouldn't they get help instead of being punished?" so in order to keep everyone comfortable with criminalizing drug addiction, they spread the idea that addicts have a secret agenda to turn EVERYONE into addicts, so they just *NEED* to keep them locked up.
"They're coming after our children! They're trying to turn our children into _____!" (Does that sound familiar?)
We need to go harder at humiliating these fuckers every year they keep trying to spread this bullshit.
Before last Halloween there were over 1,400 news stories perpetuating concerns about fentanyl in halloween candy. After last Halloween there were exactly zero reported incidents of fentanyl in halloween candy.
