Due to the adhd of it all Buck fidgets and fusses and tosses and turns and kicks and twitches until he goes to sleep and the only way Eddie is able to smush himself all up on that is if he does war room strategy every night to combat The Rustling. Naps on the couch are accomplished by the ancient military tactic of pressing his entire body weight against Buck’s torso. Bedtime requires no less than three position changes and a dynamic little spoon negotiation. Eddie is doing if-then calculations at midnight so he can spend the majority of his night using Buck’s chest as a pillow. World’s foremost expert on dodging giraffe legs while sleeping

Pre-Buck Eddie answers Chris' "do dogs knows they're dogs?" with a "thank God for you, kid" post-Buck Eddie would answer with a "ha, well, that's a Buck question, let's call him and you can ask" and when he hands Chris the phone, Chris says, "Buck, do you know you're a dog?"

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buck should be sitting on eddies cock btw

buck sitting at the dining room table alone extremely focused on …. some craft that he recently picked up and eddie’s doing some chores and everytime he walks behind buck he presses a MWAH! kiss to the top of his head

also i know it’s probably a fuck up that there’s a kinard on the 118 during the s6 bridge collapse. but also it’s WAY funnier to me if tommy has a sibling on 118 b shift who hates his guts and just lets him crash and burn with the whole ‘dating buck’ thing

jealous buck x possessive eddie truthers rise

i dont know how people live without eddie diaz

can someone tie Eddie up? with a little bow? pretty please

he'd look really good with some red ribbon. maybe a blindfold