The Grizzled Aristocrat

Painful b/c accurate

Sapphire is the 2nd most tragic of the Crystal Gems because she can see memes in the future but can’t say them until they actually exist, so in her head she’s all “dicks out for Pink Diamond” but she can’t share that with anyone

the most tragic of all is Garnet, as she can see many different futures that contain possible memes, but are not the best possible future, so she has to make decisions that effectively destroy potential memes

Jesus

Dead

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

we dem boys

@burningcouches

Yo it is

why is this like 600 fps

always reblog smooth cat bowser

Yo same

Dead

Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

Only if Tom is Watson

him: i have a mommy kink me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy? him: yeah me: why all these damn dishes in the sink