big stretch

due to our excellent economy all of our bandits have been replaced with robber-knights

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

i dont think my homunculus is coming back from this one

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

the Los Angeles Ants have signed ants to a 10 year 1000000000 crumb contract

Damn, what does Los Angeles get?

ants

yeah dude all of christian bales movies take place in the same universe like reign of fire is 200 years after the dark knight rises

yeah that tight jaw universe. tight jaw and cutting stare.

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

feeding a crying puppet peppermints that he is spitting out almost immediately after

me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

play stupid games win aweswome toys

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode