Eat The Rich

Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

no offense op but this is the least relatable post on this entire website

Orville Wright died in 1948, living long enough to see his invention fly over Japan and drop 2 nuclear bombs

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

authors be like “ok we can have a character of color but they CANNOT have brown eyes”

would ya look at that

[Video description: TikTok by Marcus DiPaola @/marcus.dipaola that shows people from the attempted coup in Washington D.C. on 6 January 2021. The video starts with a shot of marchers, some of whom are waving various right-wing flags. They are pushing up against fencing manned by people wearing uniforms that read “U.S. Capitol Police.” The marchers are shouting, and DiPaola says, “Police are squabbling with protestors. Oh, here we go.” The police appear to have pushed the fencing out of the way, allowing the marchers to walk in towards the camera. A person in a grey hoodie with the hood up and facing away from the camera is gesturing to the stream of people in a “come this way” motion. The police begin to disappear in the crowd as it gets closer to the camera. “And they just breached the Capitol again,” DiPaola says. The camera pans away from the stream of people over to the right, where several other people have crossed barriers and are standing near the Capitol steps. \source: TikTok \End ID]

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

Man I cannot stress this enough. The “this is how I am, take it or leave it” attitude is an act of immaturity. We all have toxic traits that we need to work on and as an adult it’s our responsibility to recognize the damage that they can do to the ones we love. We all need to put in more effort in becoming better individuals.

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

faerie: for your service, I will grant you one boon me: cool can it be the power to grant boons faerie, looking through the manual: uh,

if i could only shrimp like a cat, i feel like i would unlock the secret to inner peace

you’ve heard of mom friends now get ready for: Anti-mom friend. they suggest every single impulsive thought that runs thru their head like “hey what if you jumped in that pond in the middle of the night” to the group while the mom friend begs them to stop

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