BunnySkull152

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

I hope Employment Jelly can help me. I am filling out applications and handing out resume's but no harm in hoping that this might help.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

i really want you to get that chicken man

If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see it. Just for you.

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

Stiles has always used a baseball bat in the supernatural fights he got into. But he's gone through a few. The first wooden bat broke over Ethan and Aidens combined head back when they were in the alpha pack. His next one, aluminium, had been too loud and often dented. His next one was back to wood, but he'd wrapped it in barbed wire and dipped it in wolfsbane for a poisonous advantage. The poisonous advantage proved too strong when the 'wolves in his pack got sick from proximity alone, and risky for him too. So he got a new bat. Wooden. Custom made. From mountain ash. Guess he forgot to tell anyone though. And now there's a bat that only his human ass can hold. He's gunna call it... mjolnir.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Funniest thing about Motel California is that Scott says “I swear, if we make it back alive, I will watch Star Wars” and then tries to set himself on fire that same night. He simply will not be watching those movies.

The entire plot of Teen Wolf revolves around preventing Scott McCall from ever seeing a single Star War

i have gotten some very odd anons about this post that i’m choosing to ignore. but i am going to double down on this. no i don’t care if girls watch gay porn or imagine themselves as a gay person or wonder what it would be like to have gay sex. so many people imprison themselves by thinking they could never be gay and/or trans. well i’m telling them they better watch out. being gay and/or trans is real. and it could happen to YOU. as a matter of fact i sincerely hope it does