you’re telling me THIS guy’s voicing Mario?

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

The other half is crying

why do you as a man own a laptop? to check your "e males" ? gay boy

‘lap top’? 🤨

text reads: "Björk's Very Good Life Advice: "Just Go For A Walk For An Hour And Come Back And See How You Feel""

They should invent healthcare that doesn’t involve phone calls

wario did this

girlies when the rot and decay is so fundamentally interesting that they are compelled to observe it

I am feeling so normal about legend of zelda tears of the kingdom (<- lying)

no you don’t understand. i met a cat named keyboard AND a cat named mouse tonight. they are siblings. and named keyboard and mouse. if you even care