its like holes (2003) in here

im not saying im leaving tumblr if this update isnt rolled back but you know how it is. anyway, bsky blast 👊👊💥🦋 follow me if you like art of gay tieflings and cowboys!!

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

I am going to spontaneously combust this is so cute

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?