nothing 2 lose but our chains

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

I think children should be allowed to vote their stepparent out of the home

stepdad has to keep his approval rating up. or else.

— Hamlet Prince of Denmark

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme