I work in "the" coffee shop. Okay. And im hilarious. You arent going to have your name in your app (or tell my baristas) to put Batman on their cup and THEN GET MAD WHEN I MAKE A FUCKING JOKE like, "have a good one, Matches Malone!" Or the superman guy today getting mad I wrote "You go, Kal-El, you got this!" ON HIS CUP.
Im fucking hilarious and you are using a fake name with a bunch context and history behind it. You dont get to be mad that I know more about Batman than you.
The kids were so sweet and I chatted batman animated movies with them for a moment. And the kids laughed at my jokes because once again. Im funny. I will not be taking criticism on this.

























