who the fuck is campbell smiff?

I need to like, lint roll myself. On a physical and emotional level

i swear any time im trapped with a man in an uber or an appointment or any other professional/capitalist transaction where I can’t just walk away and they keep making bland jokes and engaging me in unpleasant small talk my brain is just a loop of “oh clown you’re so talented…please release me….”

and on that day humanity received a grim reminder 

I’m gonna say it

Florence + the Machine and Hozier may have fae energies, but Bastille has ‘immortal who has never entirely gotten over the mortal lovers he’s outlived’ energies

your work is appreciated

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

Unknown Man

FREE HIM

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

cant believe banksy sold this for a million dollars.