Mycelia

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you

short term memory loss service Doug that remembers it so you dont have to

do not do petplay with doug walker

making Nostalgia Critic into my puppyboy call me Dog Walker

[ID: A comment by @ dilucseggs that says, "You're so entrenched in online discourse that it's starting to dilute your perception of what an actual problem is." End ID.]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Lol i have almost completed the work

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a comminity label when they dont fucking need one.

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.