*scuttles*

it must be so good to be a larva. big white piece of shit doing nothing no expectations. everyone just brings you stuff. rock on

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

(guy who has forgotten the words "public domain"") mikey mouse is free use

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

referring to any and all local events as “the carnival” regardless of the nature of the event

asking the cashier "Nothing bads gonna happen to me right?'

if you put a bunch of vaseline on your chest and then you eat some chips shirtless you can experience something gross and disgusting