on account of my big beautiful brown eyes

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inherently selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

Most white people i know would rather die before being unable to name a cat Mochi

there's a point in life where you have to accept that genuine kindness exists and stop convincing yourself you're safer being mistreated because at least those people are honest. not all kindness has ulterior motives

can i come to your house and make you know some information

WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic