Slowly and intimately killing you.

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

They need to lower the cost of chilling

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

fuck it, lets luck this shit up.

not risking it, always reblog

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

One of my favorite parts from bucky!cap is when he tries to give guns to all of the avengers, and they’re all freaking out. AND HE CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY NO ONE HAS A GUN.

Original tweet is https://twitter.com/AnnaOakesMonger/status/1096752681492848640