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When I catch you in my visual field

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123iloveyoutoo

okay but PSA about rabies:

not all rabies victims will be foaming at the mouth. rabies isn't gonna be super obvious to those who don't know what to look for there is only one documented case of someone recovering from rabies

TELL TALE SYMPTOMS:

cat does not act aggressive but attempts to bite with no warning cat is off balance and falling over often cat is spinning in circles for no reason and /or has no sense of direction increased vocalization paralysis and seizures

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i just wante d people to b safe cus i love and care about people and you mock me like this

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My head hurts from laughing at this so hard

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i don’t like when men talk about megan fox

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meangirlnurse

today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them

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we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can

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we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration

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update: we underestimated him

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meangirlnurse

why are your doors closed to the public

evil-dad-evil

is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????

meangirlnurse

it sure is

you may also know him as the Meatball who tried to jump into my toilet and the violent sweatervest-wearing accountant cat

numberlover1729

tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants

meangirlnurse

i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job

meangirlnurse

update:

the-one-the-only-derpghost

So how do you guys… get in there anymore?

meangirlnurse

well my original game plan was opening the white gate and kind of shoving my body through the gap between the wood gate and the grey gate and i am excited to announce that this was not a good idea at all

meangirlnurse

update: was woken up at 7 AM this morning by Meatball repeatedly taking a running leap at the gates, bouncing off the top one, and then sitting on the floor outside the kitchen beeping confusedly

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HOW

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i am a luxury few can tolerate

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Everything I’ve learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will.

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I DONT WANT TO PLAY

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HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

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cant stop thinking about this fucking dog…..

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hetteh-spegetteh

The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fuckin lonely as hell I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew members were scared of me

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TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise.

stylingryan

This is the plot to Wreck it Ralph

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All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

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*bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to si

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third day of italian quarantine: everything is closed, everyone is at home and so... WILD BOARS ARE IN MY TOWN WITH THEIR BABIES!!!! i’m laughing so hard

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In my hometown a random horse appears.

lastvalyrian

There’s a horse. LOOSE. during QUARANTINE

kedreeva

There are monkeys, used to being fed by tourists, who are now coming into the city looking for food. Rival gangs of them are fighting over what food they can find.

The Nara deer, the ones who bow for their feed crackers, who would usually be fed by visitors to the park, are wandering out of the park and into strange places in search of food and, presumably, people.

In the absence of humans, animals are moving into spaces they were unable to get to before. Since humans are still around, this isn’t great, but it’s kind of neat to think that if all humans disappeared, animals would not take long to start returning.

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Gerenuk

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i hate that they can move their limbs like that so much.

commander-ledi

if i drew this and asked for critique on any art site, i know that every critique would tell me to go study more basic anatomy and lecture me about how joints dont work like that

drtanner

Unfortunately, every picture of a gerenuk is like that.

They’re just incorrigibly fucked up and if you tried to draw them as they actually are, it’s a cinch you’d get heaps of people trying to redline that shit for you and telling you to “fix” it.

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