mark's mumblings

- you’re magical, oh yeah also magic is real, a wizard told you to go learn all types of magic and you did

- there are ancient entities living in the mines and sewers beneath your feet, and they ARE fighting, just fyi

- there’s an ongoing war happening, that is probably why the economy is the way that it is btw

- animals can talk…just occasionally

- you’re haunted by the ghost of your grandfather, but rarely

- there are tiny creatures that will fix things for you in the night but only if you meet their hyper specific demands. also they’re scared of you

- Yoba is an alien (?)

- also the local shopkeeper’s daughter isn’t his she’s the wizard’s and a townswoman named Emily is a psychic, in case you were curious

tagged by @dancinque3n !! ^w^

Last film you watched in the cinema?

gonna be so freakin fr i think it was barbie . holy shit i need to see a movie in theaters soon 🥲

Film that always makes you cry?

none of my heavily rewatched files r cry ones for me but Plenty of films have made me cry a lot .... like i saw the tv glow , everything everywhere all at once , life itself , fire walk with me , definitely more LOL

Film you know every single word to?

i don't think i've ever had this unfortunately .... i always memorize songs , not rlly videos or movies </3

Favourite 2000s teen movie?

i don't rlly care for this genre so like , mean girls bc . it's mean girls LOL

Most embarrassing "guilty pleasure" film?

i don't consider anything i like to be a guilty pleasure , i either like it or i don't 🙂‍↕️

Film that changed your life?

there's plenty m sure but i will never forget how insane my breakdown after life itself was .... i never see anyone talk about this movie and i'm scared it was bad or something but it touched me deeply

Favourite movie snack?

i was always a blue icee guy 😎

Your go-to movie quote?

big fan of the robin dream from blue velvet 🙂‍↕️

The most overrated film ever?

i fucking hated the original halloween and my family made the mistake of watching top gun w me and i was so annoying about it cuz I HATE ITTTTT . that's my personal onion .... i feel bad saying i hate things .... i also just don't fw mission impossible or action movies in general

Favourite director?

i mean . i have collected almost every david lynch movie now ,

First movie you remember seeing in theaters?

i have ZERO FREAKING CLUE ..... most of my childhood is fuzzy now and my strongest movie memories r watching them at home w my family 🥲

Horror, comedy, or romance?

horror every time 😌

The ultimate "Top 10" favorite movies of all time?

hmmmm IN NO ORDER , just ones that come to mind as ultimate favs :3 blue velvet , pearl , bones and all , fantastic mr. fox , howl's moving castle , i saw the tv glow , as above so below , creep 1 and 2 but they count as one . to me , mulholland drive , annnnnnnd maybe the devil all the time .... it's kinda hard to pick and they're subject to change , but nothing is kicking out fantastic mr. fox + howl's moving castle i fear

last film you watched in the cinema?

probably nouvelle vague and it was in november >⁠.⁠< i want to go to the cinema more, i really do, but they usually don't show the films i'd like to watch there :( that last one was in a little independent cinema that has a lot of art film though ! i'll try to go there next week if i have some free time🤞🏼

film that always makes you cry?

lord of the rings all three movies tbh...... i always cry when [redacted] dies at the end of the fellowship, when pippin sings at the edge of night in two towers (?) and at the very end of the trilogy when frodo says goodbye to the hobbits.. and there's probably a thousand other moments that make me at least tear up (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

film you know every single word to?

not EVERY single one, but джентльмены удачи is the one i've watched and memorised the most i think☝🏼 it's always been on tv during winter holidays and it's really good so i watch it every time :)

p.s. i know every single word to almost all episodes of smeshariki which is an animated tv series not a film but this question made me think of them so.. yeahg

favourite 2000s teen movie?

can i be honest.... i don't think i've ever watched a movie of this genre, not even mean girls or legally blonde

although my best friend has been very into movies like that recently !! so i plan to watch some to understand her better :3

most embarrassing "guilty pleasure" film?

i agree with jay, i don't think it can be embarrassing to like a movie :)

film that changed your life?

conclave (2024) !!!! i have watched it once and it has healed me.

favourite movie snack?

as a child i liked eating salty popcorn with my movies, now i usually don't eat anything to not ditract myself from the screen :)

your go-to movie quote?

'i am what god made me' from conclave🙂↕️ religious trauma has never stood a chance against THAT

the most overrated film ever?

ирония судьбы... there are definitely some romantic moments and i like it when they sing together but the main guy is soooo annoying and cocky i hate his guts😭😭 every new year's i say to myself that i am NOT gonna watch this movie but then nostalgia hits me and i do and i just want to get nadya out of there😔 girl you deserve so much better!!

favourite director?

david lynch + i've been recently getting into guillermo del toro movies as well

first movie you remember seeing in theatres?

i don't know... i don't remember much from my childhood. i asked my mum and she said we mostly watched movies at home when i was little. i distinctly remember watching rio 2011 with 3D glasses on with my grandparents :)

horror, comedy, or romance?

i think i like horror and good romance equally

the ultimate "top 10" favourite movies of all time?

in no particular order: девчата, conclave, project hail mary, the shape of water, wilde, dog day afternoon, lord of the rings trilogy and fantastic mr. fox

they are changing constantly but NOTHING will ever make me question the supreme quality of девчата, conclave and lotr🌻

last film you watched in the cinema?

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie!

film that always makes you cry?

Pokemon: The First Movie

film you know every single word to?

Oh man... School of Rock, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Incredibles, The Great Mouse Detective, The Nightmare Before Christmas... I could probably go on, given more time, but I'm kind of tired.

favourite 2000s teen movie?

Eurotrip.

most embarrassing "guilty pleasure" film?

Resident Evil. I know it's tame, I know it has virtually nothing in common with the games, I still kind of dig it. And the Thomas and Friends movies.

film that changed your life?

School of Rock. Completely rewired my taste in music.

favourite movie snack?

Salty popcorn. But I also don't say no to chocolate buttons or smarties.

your go-to movie quote?

"Look, I'm not the one with the problem, it's the world that seems to have a problem with me! OK? People take one look at me and go "aaahh, help, run, a big stupid ugly ogre!" They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone." - Shrek

the most overrated film ever?

Frozen. I just don't see why it turned the world upside down and people went so nuts for it, and I'm old enough to remember when The Lion King AND Toy Story came out.

favourite director?

Tim Burton, maybe? Steven Spielberg's usually a winner too.

first movie you remember seeing in theatres?

The first one I really remember is The Flintstones. The first one I was taken to see, however, I'm told was a re-release of The Jungle Book, but I was just too young to remember it.

horror, comedy, or romance?

Comedy, I think. Maybe a good horror-comedy though.

the ultimate "top 10" favourite movies of all time?

Err..... Jurassic Park, Casper, Ghostbusters, The Land Before Time, Treasure Planet, Hercules, Jason and the Argonauts, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.