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These commissions are to raise money for my first few weeks in Florida (Jan 2020), as I'm having to quit my old job, so I won't have as much money during that time.

So let's start it off with a new experimental style!

This Is a new style I'm trying out. Takes less time, and is a little more fun for me. Coloring is only semi monochrome, since it is part of the style!

GGEZ Sketches are $6

PogChamp Lineart is $18

KappaPride Coloring is $42, due to the time taking about 4-6 hours.

Next, my world famous character refs!

The refs are $36 per person (either semi nude or clothed), with $12 per extra outfit. I really suggest two extra outfits tops, but I can do three in a picture (so four bodies in a pic).

Animals (including furries) are $42, but are still $12 per extra outfit.

If you want it something not stated here, talk to me and I'll give you a quote!

Up next is my Semi-Arcana Style!

This is just a picture of the head of your Apprentice for $27, with an option of a shipping chart for $6.

Finally, Ye Olde Style!

My old style is a flat $42 with $12 per extra characters.

I can do OCs, furries, animatronics, and even fun palette challenges.

Please send payments to https://ko-fi.com/terravore or to my Venmo @dirtmuncher ! But before then, please message me!! Either here or at [email protected]

This is so we can go over exactly what you want, especially if it's something not mentioned here!

And, of course, quick rules:

I won't do certain ships, or anything homophobic, transphobic, racist, or anything like that

Nothing 18+, but a little blood is okay

Please message before paying so I know who wants what!

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

“bystander managed to speak with one of the witnesses verifying their story—ICE shot first and used lethal force when a community member exercised their right to refuse to show ID. No other weapon was fired. Nashville Metro Police arrived on the scene after the ICE agent reported gunfire, and soon thereafter, FBI agents arrived to take over and initiate a federal investigation.

[ID: excerpt from ‘Homosexuality,’ a poem by Frank O’Hara 

“Organic” isn’t better for you or for the environment. It actually means nothing of any significance at best and is sometimes even the more wasteful, more hazardous option.

A shitload of “natural” food including a lot of imported produce is grown and harvested through slave labor in inhumane conditions.

Pizza, fried chicken, french fries, fast food, candy bars and chips ARE nutritious. They are loaded with good things. Just because they have an abundance of excess fats and might not be healthy as a staple doesn’t mean they are “nutritionless” or that their calories are “empty.” Those are hokey buzzwords pushed by the people in charge of how much you pay for the alternatives.

Eating healthier costs more. Much more. Looking down on people for their reliance on cheaper food is extremely classist and expecting everyone to be able to live off fresh veggies and cage-free meats is insultingly unrealistic in the modern world.

“Processed” literally only means the food went through some kind of automated process. This can be literally the exact same thing a human being would have done to the food for it to be labeled “unprocessed.” Being processed does not make something less healthy.

Chemicals with long, scary names are part of nature. An apple is full of compounds you probably can’t pronounce. A shorter ingredients label only means they didn’t bother listing all 300 things the product is actually made of and HAS to be made of.

Preservatives, artificial flavors and other additives are not the devil. Most are harmless and in general they are part of the reason you haven’t already starved to death or died of a food borne illness.

MSG is not bad for you at all.

The fact that something might be made of “scrap” meats like pig snouts or chicken necks only means one thing: that we didn’t waste perfectly normal, edible meat.

Organic food isn’t better for you: [1] [2] [3]

Tracing food industry slave labor: [1]

Healthier food is more expensive: [1] [2]

Saturated fats (i.e. “junk food”) still provide needed energy, aren’t as bad as people thought: [1] [2]

“Processed” isn’t synonymous with less healthy, because it means a lot of different things: [1]

“Chemicals” also means a lot of things and many food components are misunderstood by the general public: [1]

MSG is not harmful: [1] [2] [3]

dora and diego get high and hallucinate onscreen for two minutes straight while their guide strips offcamera 

boots saves the day while “these boots are made for walkin” plays in spanish 

two scorpions fuck on a guy’s head 

dora sings a song about digging a hole in the middle of the woods to poop in