Hell Yeah!

mcqueen

im begging of you please dont take my man

testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

how dare you make me read these words with my innocent unsuspecting eyes

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

How the hell is it already 2 am

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

im going to collapse you like a fucking soufflé

*shakes you a bit while you’re cooling in your pan*

bottoms lemme hear yall make some noise !

mmh.,,, ow! hah.. ah… mmmh…

never mind !

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id be a great professional wrestler because id just beat the shit out of the other guy and always win

all these other wrestlers are alright, but their strategy is flawed. see, sometimes they dont win. we in the industry call that losing. its a rookie mistake, and something i plan on avoiding