Make Lunch,not War

If this was 2015 era tumblr there would be a meticulously run slice-of-life Gaster family ask blog featuring Gaster himself aka the stereotypical evil mastermind (tm) with a soft spot for cats, his children sans, Papyrus, Ralsei, vessel, and his friendlings, and his underpaid staff including normalnpc, the roaring knight, and eram. Gaster has a pirate phase. He sics his cats on spamton. Normalnpc is sent on a hit mission. Gaster makes the whole gang watch anime. Gaster explains how Ralsei was created and Ralsei gets mad at his dad for telling him what to do. Sometimes Kris visits. Papyrus and the knight are never in the room at the same time and Dess' location is never fully addressed

pirate gaster is a bit that you would most commonly find after a fandom has gone two years without content. rarely does it take less than two weeks. deltarune fans are speedrunning the stages of new content consumption at a degree that may need scientific research

as someone who’s also in the invincible fandom, i’m not surprised. i’ve sort of given up with trying to make sense of pirate-gru-gymbro-whatever gaster