when sparks fly

noooo babe you can't end it all they haven't yet seen the AMVs you've made up in your head

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

hey guys remember when you were in school and you saw how adults treated you and your peers and you thought "man. when i grow up i'd never do this. i will never be the annoying old asshole talking about how different it was when i was a kid, when i clearly grew up in a different time. i will never blame the kids for things they can't control." do you remember that? haha me too. anyways can you guys stop making fun of "ipad babies" and start seeing children as people

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

i fucking love the matrix

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times