Brotato

As a Nintendo character marketed to children I cannot legally curse. This seems to be an uncensored recording of me being surprised

What are you talking about? I curse all the time! Although maybe it doesn’t count because it’s in Koopa?

Technically, I can say swear words. So haha dumb bitch.

True, but I don’t need to curse when I’m flying high on the success of Nintendo and their most recent console

Shut up, your company copyright strikes videos on youtube

funniest thing in the US is you can say “I want people to have access to basic necessities and live a happier, fulfilling life” and millions of people will be like “that is FUCKED UP I want the freedom to eat one meal a day so I can afford rent and medication, you can’t stop me commie”

It’s so weird that I knew all of this but don’t remember learning it. Communication learned accidentally through exposure

This is so good. -Emily

I find that hard to reconcile with how 18th century dresses had boobs practically hanging out of them. Maybe the chest wasn’t as sexualized as the ankles were back then…

I have never considered that “leg bone connected to the ankle bone” song as a sexy tune before but

I’m fucking WHeEzing okayyyyyyyy

i think about this video a lot

Wtf is going on

THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. 

Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.

I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

“I don’t get it, but I love how you love it” is one of the best things anyone can say. My entire family asks questions about comics because they want to share my enthusiasm for them and support me, even though they otherwise wouldn’t pay attention to the industry at all.

I cried when I first saw this

This is amazing and really important

This is how I try to live; I’m absurdly enthusiastic about everyones hobbies, because if they’re sharing it with you that means they want you to hear about something they think is important!

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

Visually beautiful and concise, well done

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

I’ll allow it.

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

Fresh combat

It got better since I last saw it

the party embarks upon a laser quest

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway