got a taste for cash and androgeny

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

[image: a photo of a door with a sign that says "do not let the duck in" in all capital letters. at the very bottom of the photo the top part of a duck's head and one eye looking toward the photographer can be seen /end ID]

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

teach a man to wish and he'll yearn for a lifetime

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs