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i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

and we wont let the bed bugs bite. we just wanna see you... sleeping

to think i could get my daily protein intake from a mere 1300 teaspoons of cayenne pepper

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh