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The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground

here we see a 3 act play

@yourstrulyafterall

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING

I liTERaLLY CAnT BTeAtHE

@yourstrulyafterall

@yourstrulyafterall

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

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God bless the poor servers in that circle of hell.

If you wonder what it’s like living in America. And this is satire but let’s be honest this could very easily be real

ok but imagine watching bella and edward’s relationship from the outside like. ok this new girl moves to school and she starts dating that really weird guy from that really weird family for like. 6 months. and then he leaves her and shes like. really depressed for 6 months. then he comes back and like 6 months later youre invited to their wedding??????? i would be like bitch what the fuck

And then they go on their honeymoon only to have him come back and be like “oh yeah, she’s dead now, so sad”

That sounds like an episode of one of those “True Crime” shows where they know he murdered her but never had the evidence to prove it.