this is all for nothing

Im making dance music thats gonna make people cry and dance at the same time 

The reason i could never become a dj is cus If I was a dj id just get drunk and play a 30 min fela kuti song and go dance in the crowd and then when it was over id run back up to the booth and play biggies greatest hits cd front to back and that would be the whole night

Writing poems on my phone at the kickback

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

Not all heroes wear capes

@delmondo

contortionist little ass

i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

we appreciate your support

i mean they

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

You ever meet a kid so shitty you're immediately like "I want to adopt you as my own so I can instill into you the values of dignity and compassion and respect for self and others that your guardians have so obviously neglected, so that you may escape the unhappy future that lies ahead of you with all the smoldering ashes of wasted potential" but also, like. I punt you like a football

Drop the vape u little turd I'm gonna take an active interest in your passions and buy u pants that fit. When was your last dentist appointment. U wanna go to summer camp

and then you didn't

Did u want me to kidnap a child