gurl dis is sum boolsheet

ace attorney vampire au where phoenix has been recently turned, and assumes that edgeworth must be an older vampire because he’s all pale and mysterious and uses big old timey words and wears a fucking cravat, but he’s really just some dude who’s into literature and vintage vashion.

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

update:

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.

i assume you are kind of a loser