guy who doesn't understand gay relationships: so which one of you flies the other one up two miles into the sky and which one of you gets dropped
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guy who doesn't understand gay relationships: so which one of you flies the other one up two miles into the sky and which one of you gets dropped

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guy who doesnt understand how lesbian relationships work: so which one of you died by self-inflicted fencepost impalement and which one of you lobotomized yourself to try and bring her back?
hello everyone. my name is harrowhark nonagesimus welcome to my meal. i have never cooked before but god asked me to try because he wants us all to eat & exist in union <3 of course i will oblige him because i harrowhark nonagesimus am the most devout worshipper of the locked tomb and the king undying. first up on the menu is soup. i hate flavours so i didn’t put any salt or anything. but don’t worry i put something better :) haha you guessed it! i sectioned my tibia and put it in the soup :) yeah :) so i can explode people :)
harrow the ninth Book Of All Time actually. gaslights the audience immediately. doesn’t answer any of the questions from the last book until like 300 pages in. complete perspective shift. complete tonal shift. god is making poe references and meme references in the same breath. blink and you’ll miss it lore drops that are actually critical to understanding what’s going on. so so much grief. Book Of All Time.
I think one of Gideon's funniest moments is when she learns that Pal and Dulcie have a Thing and she's so distraught about it because she feels like a complete homewrecker. Like she just made one of her first ever friends, this weird little man whom she diagnosed as Bitchless upon first sight, and then she learns he actually does have A Single Bitch but it's the woman she's been flirting with nonstop since she got there. So naturally her reaction is to start mourning for him because literally, how was her new bestie The Most Bitchless Man Alive ever supposed to compete with her

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i had no idea what was going on in gtn and it was fun and exciting
i had no idea what was going on in htn and it felt as if i were being hunted for sport
i have no idea what's going on in ntn but it's kinda chill because we're eating sand and there's a cute dog
Camilla Hect the woman that you are...
It's like, what if you were consumed by the grief of losing the person you were closest to and you actually had the power to bring them back but it came at the cost of your body and soul. They're now a part of you and you can never be just you again. And it's worth it to you because you couldn't conceive of going on without them. But you've also been training since childhood to be their partner and body guard and never really got the chance to have an identity outside of that relationship. And they don't want to consume you, they're aware of how much they're taking from you and it's tearing them up. But you give it willingly and they take it because they also can't imagine leaving you.
Is it a tragedy if you give your life away freely and gladly? Was it really freely given if your life never really belonged to you in the first place? Love and freedom don't coexist, not with this kind of love at least.
It does make me think about a world were Camilla isn't able to bring Palamades back. She can't get his bones or she never meets up with Harrow or he just isn't able to form his river bubble. What would "Camilla Hect, the independent entity, free to live her life outside the shadow of her necromancer" look like? Who could she have been if she wasn't able to chose love over freedom? We'll never know and Cam doesn't regret that at all, but maybe I do. I'll raise a glass with Pyrrha to another of devotion’s casualties.
And this is why I love to let her live 6 million alternate realities through fan fic.
How much guilt is your girl blorbo carrying around?
No guilt at all
Only a little guilt
A medium amount
A fairly large amount
She’s got enough guilt to start her own religion
Other/nuance/complicated
spiders harrowhark who lives on pluto and feels guilt for 200 murders she didn't do is an outlier adn shouldn't be counted
Camilla and Palamedes making notes every time Nona mentioned boobs because it might've been be a sign she's Gideon is so funny to me because if i remember correctly Gideon never mentioned boobs aloud in gtn so either they just clocked her so well or it was painfully obvious at what she was looking at, even with sunglasses
#girl who is clearly healed and doing okay
something totally normal to have memorized off the top of your head, baby girl

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Gideon and Harrow
normal people in SF are fucking sick of every billboard being for AI slop
takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"
If you make it look official, people will leave it up. I knew someone who replaced all the motivational posters at work with 'demotivation' versions and corp didnt notice for like 2 years.
The Vampire Lestat 3.01
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“She died. She can’t come back, even if you keep her stuffed away in a drawer you can’t look at. You’re not waiting for her resurrection; you’ve made yourself her mausoleum.”
the kelp isn’t kelping, the underwater is not underwatering, and I miss Nona 🥲