Pyrrha Dve's 5th biggest fan

trying to groom an old guy "youre so mature for 50"

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

pyrrha dve: look, kid. look at me. i know you're kinda reeling right now but before we're swallowed by cthulu i need you to understand that i did fuck your mother. yes i know you just met your father for the first time and hes god or whatever, but so you know you've always been a daughter to me, especially that one time when i killed your mom and also maybe you. it's ok she understood why i did it. all that said i think we should kill ourselves right now. what do you mean you don't want to kill yourself? your mother would have killed herself with me.

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

Testing something: who are your favorite canon trans women in fiction?

Soup is like touching god but then god backhands you into the wall so hard you cant move . Someone roll me to my chambers. I must recover