almost home
if i look back, i am lost
shark vs the universe
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
@theartofmadeline
Kaledo Art
Andulka
Jules of Nature
Product Placement
trying on a metaphor
#extradirty
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I know this is a long shot, but does anyone might know where/have the Supernatural fanfic called "Run away from us" by author Rikida that could read. I tried looking it up on the archive of our own and fanfiction.net but they were both deleted on the site. It's a great fanfic that I loved reading back in the beginning of getting into Supernatural, and I want to reread it for old times sake. đ
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this is so cool!!
so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MYÂ EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID âIT UPDATED??!?â AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GODÂ
I think on some level this isnât even exactly a lie itâs sort of like when a 4 year old tells you that they can talk to dogs or they can fly when no oneâs looking or whatever itâs like undeveloped brains not even knowing how to conceive of what a truthful statement is
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The youth are lost
Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this
This is art
THIS POST AGAIN after two years oh god, is this official tumblr culture yet?
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is âI like your shoelacesâ
that way we know weâre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iâm just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl andÂ
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hardâŚ.
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstratedÂ
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again⌠FOR SCIENCE!Â
Its not science unless you write it down soÂ
First method:
Well done, i guessâŚ
Second:
I fucked up
Girls⌠how?
I DONâT UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
Itâs all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boyâs do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isnât much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when youâve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirtâs length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOUâRE WELCOME!
bless you
look what is back on my dash. Jesus.
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my personal headcannon is that vickie became a nurse to help gay men who were being refused treatment for aids. she initially planned to move to a bigger city, with a larger queer community, but she did training in Hawkins and saw one person die of aids and decided then and there that she would stay. because if she didn't help her community in her small town then who would?
so she became a nurse in Hawkins, and she stayed a candy striper for years because she didn't want pay for what was basically just trying to keep homophobia out of the hospital. she snook in people's partners for last goodbyes, and sat with those who had no accepting family to be with them for their last breaths. she cornered will and gave him the safe sex talk as soon as he came out and made steve make his sex ed as inclusive as possible, because she couldn't handle one of those kids ending up in one of her hospital beds.
and she did all of this without coming out, without finding a wider community past the tiny one in her hometown that she found herself at the heart of. for a long time, the only people that knew she was queer were six feet under mearge days after she told them.
vickie dunne was the queer nurse that made all the difference when it mattered.
Goodnight people who get mean when they're nervous like a bad dog
Asking AI to remove clothes from anyone should be enough to put people on the sex offender registry for life
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i do NOT write for myself i write for the eleven year old girl walking circles on the playground making up stories in her head and muttering the dialogue out loud. i see you girl. that stick you found DOES look like a cool dagger.
daily reminder: fuck ice. fuck ice agents. fuck trump. and fuck you if you support them.
BOB'S BURGERS S13E10 â The Plight before Christmas đMerry Christmas!đ
Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, thatâs also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldnât borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a âpolice officerâ which is why Kevin doesnât trust the cops. Iâm so tired of the ignorance. The slander.
FINALLY weâve reached the time of year for home alone discourse
#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs)Â
home alone is just die hard for kids
He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too
Kevin knew that ACAB ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didnât have to walk into them. They couldâve left and robbed an easier house, but didnât because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallistersâ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.
Skdhsjdhsk okay Home Alone discourse? xD I recognize this is a joke but Iâm jumping into the shark pit regardless because I just love this movie and wanna talk about it so HERE GOES
Lol so yeah actually the phone line argument is a bit confusing because yeah the phones are down at first, but they obviously were fixed at some point since his family tried to call him from the airport in Paris or later on he wouldnât be able to order pizzas or call the cops from his house at the end of the whole attempted robbery night, so there IS the question of why Kevinâs family doesnât keep trying to call him daily.
HOWEVER, as people have already mentioned, Kevin thinks heâs a criminal due to stealing a toothbrush and has already been chased by a cop, heâs not gonna contact the police about the robbers.
Calling the police about his family leaving him? Heâs not gonna do that because he doesnât KNOW theyâre in Paris, Kevin believes he magically wished his family out of existence the night before they left after they were all right dicks to him. He doesnât know they have the power to come back, thatâs why he asks Santa to return them later on, what use is telling the cops who (in his eyes) will probably blame him for it?
Also ppl be criticizing him for the booby traps like this isnât the THIRD time Kevinâs had to chase these guys off his property? First he tried to fake a house party, they still came back, he tried to fake a MURDER, they spied on him and declared they were coming back again. Kevinâs given them two nonviolent chances to leave his house alone, theyâre the grown men deciding theyâre gonna come back and rob a house they KNOW has an eight year old in it. They announce their presence by knocking and taunting that they know heâs alone and âhelplessâ in there and that theyâre coming in anyway, what their original plans for dealing with him were, we donât know. After they spring his first traps, their plan switches from robbing the house to specifically harming Kevin in revenge.
These guys are trespassing on Kevinâs property AGAIN after multiple warnings, and theyâve announced themselves with a declaration of intent to harm him, he canât call the police or theyâll discover he vanished his family and committed toothbrush crimes, Kevin needed to defend himself and he had FULL RIGHT to do so however he saw fit (which all proved entirely necessary seeing as literally nothing he threw at these men actually stopped them from trying to hurt him, they kept coming until his neighbor saved him)
Respect Kevin 2kforever đ¤đ¤đ¤
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every time i listen to âyouâre a mean one mr. grinchâ i canât help but sit there and think âwhat did the grinch do to hurt you?â because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce iâd probably be bitter enough to steal christmas tooÂ
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and âYouâre a Mean One, Mr. Grinchâ is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
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Good grief⌠Iâm sorry, but I canât not reblog thisâŚ
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
âŚ..Iâm.. Bothered? by the fact that Iâm not bothered by this.
Youâre not bothered?? Iâm not only not bothered, Iâm freaking invested. Iâm having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into coupleâs counseling. I want the âten years laterâ when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where thereâs a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe weâve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesnât mean we canât make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.Â
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Iâm bringing it back 5 years later, tis the season!
Oh itâs deeper than that folks. Right @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses ??
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on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside Iâm too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
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