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Someone else come fuck that guy for me

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tips to write college papers
begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
erase when finished with the paper
I remember seeing this post when it was new, when I had a different tumblr account that I mostly used to vent about the shitty job i was working in between grad-school programs, and it stuck in my brain a little bit.
Seeing it cross my dash again years later, when teaching college students how to write papers is my full-time job, i think it apropos to put on my Authority Hat for a moment and tell y’all, in my role as an instructor of college English courses, where I think this post gets it wrong:
You don’t have to delete that opener afterwards, actually.
highkey obsessed with the way both matt and aabria ship hannan/vaelus
Halandil Fang's whole speech to his troupe.
Liam O'Brien the talented actor you are.
What if I cried?
Well, consider my hoe downed.

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Murray: "You're gonna have to clench your buttcheeks, suck in your balls--"
Azune, with the saddest wettest sunset eyes: "I don't know how to do that."
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Ngl I’m kinda waiting for Occtis to lose it on everyone. Like he clearly understands that his family is pretty hated and their vassal houses as well, but having that thrown at him constantly after his own family made it pretty clear they don’t like him too is gonna grate on your nerves.
Like growing up being absolutely dogged on by ur family just to then be literally murdered by them and then having all the friends you had made treat you differently since you’re now dead and also rag on you because they hate ur family. I need another juicy outburst from him.
like to charge, reblog to cast.

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you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"
I do find it amusing that Alexander "known for playing monsters and undead creatures" Ward rolls absolutely absurdly when trying to do anything vaguely human when playing Occtis but rolls insanely well when doing creepy shit after he died
The universe really went "undead monster boy...your dice only work when creepy, sorry dude"

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god that thumbnail is killing me. it's like that three dragons meme
omg my dumbass just realized these are the three paladins of the campaign lmao.
While we are playing dnd bachelorette with ingrid einfasen, I do want to throw the possibility of occtis/ingrid into the mix for consideration, 1) because occtis and her were friendly towards each other when they were younger, 2) because I like the idea of squishy wizard and giant axe wielding sorceress and 3) the funniest thing that can happen to ethrand tachonis is to have such rancid vibes that ingrid chose his undead baby brother who he personally murdered over him.