alverstone-obsessions

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

Well, consider my hoe downed.

like to charge, reblog to cast.

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

While we are playing dnd bachelorette with ingrid einfasen, I do want to throw the possibility of occtis/ingrid into the mix for consideration, 1) because occtis and her were friendly towards each other when they were younger, 2) because I like the idea of squishy wizard and giant axe wielding sorceress and 3) the funniest thing that can happen to ethrand tachonis is to have such rancid vibes that ingrid chose his undead baby brother who he personally murdered over him.