The moon and her phases

the ‘sheep detectives’ trio of lily, mopple and sebastian possess 2 brain cells in total. with lily and mopple passing one between them in constant motion while sebastian hoards the second on that cliff, occasionally sharing it with the winter lamb

HE HAD NO FLOCK AND HE WAS RESCUED FROM A CARNIVAL WHERE HE HAD TO FIGHT DOGS AND THEN HE FOUGHT OFF THE DOGS TO PROTECT HIS FLOCK AND IM THROWING UP ABOUT IT

less artificial intelligence and more ancestral knowledge please.

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

*unprompted during a first date* Its interesting don’t you think? Purity’s value lies in its potential defilement