are you still textin bitches yes or no

i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

at least i'm a lesbian

I need attention from lesbians to live actually

yeah maybe i’ll have a breakdown after trying to make small talk with a classmate but i’m an absolute BEAST at customer service phone calls. i love to explain a situation. i have all the logistical information and/or documents you need babygirl. sorry for calling you babygirl i know your name is christine and you’re like 50 years old. i love you

“Women in academia” “women in leadership positions” “women in stem” blah blah blah. What about women in Me

I don't care for the soft lesbians in media. Enough side glances and pinky grazing, I wanna see two grown women fuck freak nasty style

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it

#villaneve

linear alg is easier to follow than toilet paper math

smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

Gay people I summon thee