Birds are Cool

op change ur fucking url

I feel this picture on a spiritual level I really do

bitch, you're from the south, there's nothing stopping you from giving him some random nickname that has nothing to do with his real name and callin it a day 😔

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

Yes.  Just yes.

"I wasn't confused, I had a very clear and completely incorrect idea of what you wanted."

'I did ask for clarification and you got angry at me instead of clarifying' is even worse

wait does anyone else know about the “people that are probably stand users” facebook

I tried to guess what the actual fuck “stand” is but every one of these photos both deepened my confusion and further deterred me from looking it up. Y'all just be you I guess

“u kno what, bro?” “what?” “if i were a cat, i’d spend all 9 lives with u” *clutches heart* “… bro”