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my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

They’re gonna meet in the middle

IT GOT BETTER

Amazon is the fucking evil megacorporation from every near-future cyberpunk story they have warehouses full of wage slaves that can’t even take a piss or fall behind their ridiculous expectations without getting fired on the spot while their CEO is nearing trillionare status day by day while quite literally making local governments pay them to determine which city they install their next slave warehouse in and now their wiretap HAL 9000 bots that are in millions of houses all over the country are doing evil laughs and reading off names of cemeteries and funeral homes completely unprompted I know anger at amazon in general is very outrage-of-the-day basic entry level american leftist reaction but Jesus fucking Christ people

Not to mention that they don’t want to pay their own employees benefits so after working there for a certain period of time right before your benefits kick in you get laid off. And they can get away with it because they keep putting warehouses in areas where people need jobs. Fucking pissed

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

Are you sure

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

Fucking mood

We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

I accept this wholeheartedly!

sorry, i missed *aims again*

im switching to teamspeak

have you ever wanted to hurl yourself into an endless abyss

y’all are weak, if anything this makes me want to use discord even more

this is amazing customer service, everyone saying “cursed” and “die” in the comments will not survive and will be pruned

Who wants to see the most cursed fanart I have ever drawn

Its different because, whereas Kirby’s powers are vore related, Mario’s are rooted in astral projection and the voodoo concept of riding a subject

Jesus Christ

meanwhile link just wears people’s souls on his face

what if kirby eats the hat

What if Kirby eats the hat Nintendo