volunteer firestarter

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

*at a therapy appointment* I mean sure, but what am I gonna do (doing a stupid voice) "heal?" *rolls my eyes and makes a jacking off motion*

Be less afraid to use a girl's ethnic name pls

"I'm worried about butchering the pronounciation" So there's this cool thing called a search engine. Or youtube. Or you can just you know, politely ask the person. Use that girl's ethnic name and don't try to shorten it without permission

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

If I could open a museum, it would be the "put Bill Clinton down like a dog" museum, dedicated to all the reasons that bastard should be put down like a dog