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delta the kobold druid and garion the pteranodon figurine for @ptero-cards !!

My very first OCs I ever made came out so well thanks to V-pet!!! Thank you so much!!

#delta is a blue dragon heritage kobold #who started as a fighter working with traps for his little kobold communities benefit #until his squad had to clear a quarry of beautiful amazing fossils #but instead of like treasuring them #his squad blew them up #so he took a shard and felt a connection and decided to remember that day #that lead him to seeing that maaaybe pillaging from #humans wasn’t so great #so he left the kobolds and went to figure stuff out #which lead to becoming a druid through the connection to fossils #which lead to accidentally ending up with the Saurials where he found a hot BF #he also created/saved Garion there using that initial fossil shard to preserve him in a Wonderous Figurine #then the two of them meet Isk and Koda and the trio is complete LOL #also why is he kinda hot...nay

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be3tleb0nez

Bold Jumping spider doodles!! :D

fluentisonus

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

greenlabcoat

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

bunjywunjy

Do you know of any arachnids who ventured towards carcinisation?

no because the term "carcinization" was created to describe the tendency for marine decapod crustaceans to convergently evolve crab-like body plans, it was never supposed to be applicable to other animals!

I blame pop science for spreading it around as a funny term that got misunderstood and misapplied basically from that point onward. most other animal groups don't get their own term for this phenomena and carcinization does NOT apply because... these animals aren't evolving into crabs. only decapods do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(decapods are the marine crustacean group with ten legs- true crabs, lobsters, hermit crabs, robber crabs, mantis shrimp, prawns, slipper lobsters, and all of their infinite assorted relatives in the deep blue sea)

assuming-dinosaur

Not only does carcinization only occur in decapod crustaceans, it specifically occurs in the group Anomura, which are the closest living relatives of true crabs, and I would argue that there aren't any anomurans that are particularly non-crablike to begin with. Most anomurans are typically called crabs in English, such as hermit crabs, king crabs, mole crabs, and porcelain crabs. The only anomurans not typically called crabs in English are a few lineages typically called squat lobsters:

Even then, some species of squat lobster (which are not true lobsters) are also called crabs, such as the yeti crab.

The interesting thing about carcinization is not that widely disparate lineages keep evolving into crabs, it is the remarkable specificity of the "crab" body plan that has evolved repeatedly within the true crab+anomuran group, primarily that the carapace is wider than long, the abdomen is extremely reduced in size and tightly folded under the body, and there is a tendency to walk sideways. Trying to find examples of carcinization in other groups of animals by loosening your definition of "crab" to include animals without this specific combination of features is missing the point. Animals are no more likely to evolve to be vaguely crab-shaped than they are to evolve to be vaguely shaped like any other animal.

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simplysnaps

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

quasi-normalcy

Hyperrealistic simulacrum of a good father

frawgs

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

frawgs

expired .

morganicapples

crabanarchy

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

krasnoarmeyets

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

animentality

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drops-of-universe

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

papidehasbi

decompose1

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

decompose1

Hold on i should've been more specific.

First: THIS RECALL IS NOT STATE SPECIFIC. IT IS NATIONWIDE.

here are the specific products and dates:

FDA page on this:

Target is voluntarily recalling Up & Up Fragrance Free and Up & Up Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes following customer complaints of produc

plaidos

it’s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus, and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can’t be proven rationally through science are More Female.

deceasedcardinal

depsidase

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donutdrawsthings

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

sunset-sunbun

@otiksimr

you and your beasts.

otiksimr

me and my beasts.

garnetgoddess

@cinemamind

cinemamind

audrocur-deactivated20221128

wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!

thesnadger

weaselle

I know exactly what happened. Because it happened to me.

I trained for years to be a con artist. I told my friends and family that I wanted to be a magician, but that was just a cover for why I was constantly practicing sleight of hand.

In junior high and high school, I would shop lift a bunch of candy on my way to school, sell it to kids at the morning break, and use that money to run a crooked poker game at lunch.

Finally, when I was 19 or 20, I felt I was ready, and I picked my first pocket. I was on the bus, bumped a guy as I passed down the aisle, got his wallet, super clean.

In the wallet was several hundred dollars. A huge first score, I had been hoping for a couple twenties. I sat there looking at the, like, 400 bucks, thinking.

That was my rent at the time. We were both on the bus. It was likely his rent too. Lord knows the only reason to carry that much cash on the bus is you’re on your way to pay a bill. We were both on the bus, you know? That’s not someone I was comfortable stealing from.

I tapped him on the shoulder and told him “hey i think you dropped this” and gave it back to him with all the money still in it. It was the first and last time I ever picked a pocket.

Picking a rich person’s pocket is a loosing game. They probably have credit cards and not cash, those credit cards probably have the best anti-theft measures their bank can provide, and you probably can’t get close enough to those people to pick their pockets unless you’re already rich yourself.

The people who’s pockets you can reliably pick are the people around you. The people who are also on the bus, who are in this same shitty situation with you.

As wealth inequality becomes more drastic picking pockets has very clearly become “stealing from other poor people” and it’s not satisfying. I want to steal from Google and Apple and Fox and Facebook and General Mills and Hershey and Tesla. Not the person next to me.

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