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not only do i support lil nas x appropriating characters and symbols from christianity to make horny, campy gay hip-hop videos, i think this sets the bar for lgbt media in the future. fuck that "were just like you!" respectability shit. i need all gay artists to make their work exactly as hostile and disrespectful to the christian right as the christian right has been to gay people for all of its history.

hey folks would you mind passing this around please!!

the whole concept of tiktok being the new tumblr for kids makes me insane bc imagine the stupidest shit you’ve said on here as a kid but instead of a text post no one cares about it’s a video of you physically saying that shit out loud on the internet forever. i would just have to die

Classist conspiracy theories about Shakespeare not having been the real author of his plays are old and tired. I’m starting a new, fun conspiracy theory that his wife was actually time traveler who panicked when she got to the 1500s and said her name was Anne Hathway after the famous actress. What do you think of that, Oxfordians?

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

Love that AOC became Nancy-Pelosi-In-Waiting so goddamn fast

y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists

non natives can, should, and will reblog this.

same goes for african rooted religions.

goes without saying, but also Asian and Pacific Islands' indigenous spiritualities and religions.

people on this website be like “it’s actually school’s fault that i don’t know how to read because i wanted to write my essay on the divergent trilogy and that BITCH mrs. clarkson made us study 1984 instead. anyway here’s a 10 tweet thread of easily disproven misinformation about a 3 year old news story and btw, who is toni morrison?”

i KNOW most of y’all are lying about being in the gifted program as children because none of you could pass the basic reading comprehension assessment they give third graders today

this post is mean and I never read divergent or whatever the fuck but 1984 sucks and is rape apologism so if somebody wanted to write about divergent or whatever good for them

this reply is like literally exactly what op is talking about lol. like firstly ops point isn’t “1984 is good”, ops point is that analysing complex stories teaches you how to form opinions and think for yourself. and like secondly in 1984 you’re supposed to think damn it’s fucked up that he’s thinking that way about her, i wonder if this ties in with the central theme of “a society like this will fuck you in the head”? (this is the thinking for yourself part). like do you think orwell just put that in for fun? do you think that just because winston is the protagonist you’re supposed to agree with everything he does?

Remember: protagonist does not exclusively mean “the hero of the story”. Just like the antagonist isn’t exclusively the “villain”.

If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives

It fucks me up learning that Newgrange is so old the tilt of the earth's axis has changed since the Neolithic period when it was built so the sunlight doesn't shine into it on December 21 today as well as it did when it was built.

Hey if you’re going to comment on my posts with “q slur”, “q*eer”, “q word”, etc. instead of just queer, get the fuck off my posts.

im laughign remember when i made this post

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing

I just remembered a mildly disturbing story I think you’ll like: When I was in middle school this guy I ~kinda~ knew walked up to me, shirt held up to his chest as a makeshift bag. He kneeled down in front of me, silently unzipped my backpack, and poured at LEAST a dozen oranges into it. He came back a while later to collect them. I’ve never understood what it all meant.

when i was in 8th grade, every single day i would steal spoons from the cafeteria. i’d take like 8 spoons a day and by the end of the school year i had two backpacks full of spoons in my closet. on the last day of school i came to school with all my spoons and threw them everywhere i went, and when the final bell rang i emptied the backpacks down into the main stairwell as everyone ran out. a friend of mine who still goes to this school says they still find spoons scattered around to this day.

middle school is a lawless land where both angels and hellspawn fear to tread