Zane’s Himbo Confessions

Hey babies,

I’m Zane — your new favorite pink-haired, brainless himbo and the editor-in-chief of this whole chaotic operation.

If you’re here, you probably already know the vibe: pretty boys, big muscles, zero thoughts, maximum horniness. This is the place where we celebrate being hot, dumb, and proud of it.

A lot has happened lately… most importantly, I recently told my boyfriend Talon that I love him… and he said it back. So yes, your favorite himbo is officially off the market and disgustingly in love. Expect a healthy mix of relationship content and me still being a complete slut for hot muscle daddies in my head.

To celebrate the launch, here’s my official Top 5 Reasons You Should Become a Himbo:

5) Your brain gets a much-needed vacation

4) People are nicer to you when they think you’re just eye candy

3) The sex is better when you stop overthinking

2) You can finally admit you just wanna look hot and get railed

1) Life is simply more fun when you’re too pretty to think

Welcome to the club, besties.

An Memoriam for Erik Rhodes 💔🍆

Oh babies… let’s talk about a man who was simply too beautiful for this world. A Himbo among himbos!

Born February 8, 1982, Erik Rhodes left us far too soon on June 14, 2012, at the young age of 30, almost 14 years ago.

Standing at 6’3” with a body carved by the gods and a face that could make you forget your own name, Erik was the ultimate himbo fantasy. That massive chest, those tree-trunk thighs, and that eager, slutty little grin he’d give the camera? Lethal.

He was tall, thick, and proudly took dick like it was his full-time job — and we were obsessed. Whether he was getting absolutely railed or riding someone with that deep, sexy voice moaning, Erik knew exactly how to make the entire gay community throb.

Even though he left us way too soon, his scenes are still some of the hottest shit we’ve ever seen. We’ll be rewatching them with a hand down our pants for years to come and especially this Pride 2026.

10. Day drinking in a tiny outfit

9. Making out with a stranger during the parade

8. Buying something ridiculously overpriced just because it’s rainbow

7. Taking shirtless selfies until your phone dies

6. Going to at least one circuit party

5. Flirting with straight boys who came “for the vibes”

4. Getting railed in a porta-potty (iconic)

3. Crying during a drag queen’s emotional number

2. Finding a hot muscle daddy and never letting him go

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

💪😌 🏳️‍🌈

“Muscle up… dumb down… show off, bros!”

What every true gay himbo lives by 🌈🌈🌈

It’s simple, it’s effective, and it’s the only life advice you’ll ever need:

Muscle up.
Dumb down.
Show off.

Say it with me. 💜Live it. 💜Breathe it. 💜Become it.

Hi everyone!

I’m Zane — your resident pink-haired himbo, professional daydreamer, and the guy behind Zane’s Himbo Confessions.

This is my little corner of the internet where we celebrate all things himbo: looking good, thinking less, and living life unapologetically horny and happy. Expect fun lists, real talk, spicy advice, and me being a whole mess in real time.

Quick life note: I’m currently loved up with my amazing boyfriend Talon, so you’ll probably see some lovey-dovey stuff mixed in with the usual chaos.

If you’re a fellow himbo, a supportive bro, or just a fellow slut who wants to vibe… welcome!

Drop a comment, say hi, or slide into my DMs. I love meeting new people.

Let’s be pretty and dumb together 😌💪